Saturday, April 29, 2006

Ujian Nasional

Stress karenanya?

Maaf

Saat ini

Murid kita terjaga
Orang tuanya tak henti berdoa
Ada Guru yang cemas
Wakil Kepala Sekolah resah
Kepala Sekolah gelisah
Pengawas makin trengginas

Kepala Seksi sudah lama beraksi
Kepala Dinas berharap cemas
Kasubdit siap format untuk audit
Direktur siapkan strategi untuk mengatur (apapun hasilnya)
Dirjen menunggu laporan asisten (Direktur2nya)
Menteri Pendidikan deg-degan (?) -- (mungkin tidak krn ada senjata konversi)

Ujian Nasional jadi fokus semua

Menteri intruksikan Dirjen
Dirjen buat surat utk direktur
Direktur arahkan kepala dinas
Kepala Dinas koordinasikan kepala seksi
Kepala seksi kumpulkan pengawas
Pengawas kumpulkan kepala sekolah
Kepala sekolah arahkan guru dan kumpulkan orang tua
Guru menggenjot murid
Orang tua wanti-wanti pada anaknya

Murid
Tak lulus ... (maaf) mamp us (krn tak ada herr)
Lulus ...? senang ... walau sesaat. krn kesulitan cari kerja menghadang

Bagaimanapun .....
Murid-murid tercintaku
Ini tahapan hidupmu yang harus kau lakoni
bagaimanapun rasanya ... nikmatilah

Maaf, buat teman-teman
Tulisan ini muncul merespon ucapan Pak H. Suharyanto (Kasubdis SMK DKI Jakarta)
saat rapat Kamis, 27 April 2006, yang salah satu pointnya adalah ".... jangan hanyut terbebani kerja ...."

Terima kasih telah membaca

77 Comments:

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6:24 PM  
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6:54 PM  
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7:28 PM  
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8:07 PM  
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8:38 PM  
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9:37 PM  
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10:10 PM  
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10:44 PM  
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11:16 PM  
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11:47 PM  
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12:20 AM  
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12:53 AM  
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1:34 AM  
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2:52 AM  
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3:25 AM  
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3:58 AM  
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5:22 AM  
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5:51 AM  
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6:24 AM  
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6:59 AM  
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7:33 AM  
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9:11 AM  
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9:44 AM  
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10:26 AM  
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11:08 AM  
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11:41 AM  
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12:21 PM  
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12:57 PM  
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2:08 PM  
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2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C++ should have been called B

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

3:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

3:52 AM  

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